The person I would most like to join me under the covers is probably one of the boys from Hi-5. I’ve already had my way with the Wiggles…
The Duvet who most gets under my skin is Judy “the Megabitch” Hainsworth. I coined that nickname, you can use it if you want.
The quality I bring to The Duvets is vibrato: lots of it.
If the other Duvets were asked to describe me they would say I’m a crowd-pleaser.
Without me, The Duvets would not exist, to be frank. I’m like Duvet-glue.
If I weren’t a Duvet I would be making my way through the Ten Tenors. I prefer baritones generally, but c’est la vie.
I feel sexiest in the spotlight.
My favourite memory of being a Duvet is… Well, here’s a story for you. One day Judy was having a nap (Judy loves to nap); so I covered Bel’s eye socket in black and purple eyeshadow, woke Judy up and told her she’d had a rage blackout and punched Bel in the face. She got so angry she had a rage blackout and punched Bel in the face, and Bel had a black eye for a week and a half. Maybe I didn’t think that one through terribly well, though it was quite funny…
When I have a drink The Duvets would say I mostly disappear. So many men, so little time.
The last text I received said… Look, the last text I got was from Captain Feathersword, but I can’t tell you what it said, it’s rated “Arrrgh!” for raunchy…
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