UNDER THE COVERS WITH JAMES... UH... LUKE VOLKER

The person I would most like to join me under the covers is someone artistic — talent is way sexy. But they have to be into skinny boys… and can’t have better hair than me.

The Duvet who most gets under my skin is... Well, I love all The Duvets dearly. You know, DEEP down. But if push comes to shove, I guess I’d have to say Judy. She might be little, but she’s pretty rage-filled. Scary stuff.

The actor I think would play me in The Duvets biopic is Corbin Bleu. Yeah, I know he’s black, but we have the same hair.

The quality I bring to The Duvets is really excellent hair.

If the other Duvets were asked to describe me they would say, “Who’s Luke?”

Without me, The Duvets would probably use backing tracks.

If I weren’t a Duvet I would be less inclined to spiral into a severe identity crisis.

The most romantic thing I have experienced is running into Kaitlin and Jules outside Toowong Sizzler. Okay, so they didn’t really recognise me, but we definitely had a moment.

The song that best describes me is That's Not My Name — ‘nuff said.

I feel sexiest in flannelette pyjamas and a fluffy dressing gown. Comfy and cuddly.

The last compliment I got was from my mother. She said I was looking far too thin. I thanked her.

When I have a drink The Duvets would say I mostly take my clothes off. This isn’t actually true, but they tend to get me confused with someone else.